Journal of a weirdo bad vacation

Goal: Figurative language

Journal of a weirdo: Bad Vacation

Ok so I know that the title says journal but I told dad to get me a diary,now you know that parents don’t pay much attention to there kids.

This morning jessica changed my clock to 8:59 when i was still asleep and then woke me up and told me that i was late for school, and that mum was waiting in the car for me,as soon i as heard that I rushed down stairs putting my uniform on as i go, after i put my uniform on i got the box of cornflakes and stuffed some in my mouth, i grabbed the milk from the fridge and drank the milk from the bottle. Because i had so much in my mouth some of the milk came out of my nose and went all over my uniform.I told dad it was jessica but he didn’t believe meAs i started to brush my teeth i saw dad coming down stairs with a baseball bat. He came down stairs,turned on the lights  and said to me what the heck are you doing out of bed. I slowly turned my head to look out the window and when i did it was pitch black, then i looked at the clock and it was 1:30am.

.I went back to bed and felt so cross with jess.

In the morning i felt cold i woke up but still had my eyes closed and reached for the covers but i couldn't get them so i lend a bit further and before i new it i was in the pool I screamed Jessica so loud that i woke up the whole neighbourhood.I came inside dripping wet and mum was on fire she was smoking, she banned me from videogames for a day, it's not that long, but on the day of video game championships is not fair i begged mum to change the day of my punishment but mum did not give in.

After breakfast mum said that her and dad were going to go out for the day. So before mum left she said that jessica is in charge, so once Mum and Dad left jessica turned straight to me and  said time for some nail polishing and hair curling. I felt like Cinderella. I also felt like ringing mum but she would just say jessica is in charge or wouldn't even answer her phone. So for the rest of the day i was nail polishing and hair curling.

Today was school so their was moaning all over the house from jessica and me. Mum gave me my Mince and cheese pie it is my 2d favorite breakfast and waved me off. I hopped on the bus and started eating my mince and cheese pie. It takes a while to get to school from where i live so i had plenty of time to eat my pie.when i was eating, the bus made a sudden stop and my mince and cheese pie fell on the floor, my best friend Summer Said that it was ok but i knew i was in major trouble.

When we got to school i was the last one to get off the bus, Once i got off the bus  me and summer started walking to class but what i didn’t see was the big rock on the pathway and i tripped over it and grazed my knees. When we got to class summer told Mrs. white  what happened so she told us to go down to the office and get a plaster i told summer i didn’t need a pastor and that i had bought some black leggings and some jean shorts and a jumper to school so i went into the bathroom and changed, when i came out summer was waiting for me. When we got to class summer went to see Mrs. white who was in the other room so i was sitting at my desk when Rachel Diaz came up to me and said are you looking for your BFF only babies have BFFs. I didn’t really care seen i had a 17 year old sister who talks even meaner than Rachel so it was nothing.

Today was the worst day of my life My other siblings (i have 3 more siblings) Came back home because they were all still  at friends houses. If you want to know how many siblings i have here is a list of how old they are and what their names are:

Name: Molly. Age: 2

Name:jessica. Age: 17

Name:Dylan. Age: 14

Name: Liv. Age: 7

Name: Marie. Age: 12

Name: Maddie. Age: 7

Name: Emma. Age : 12 (Me)

At dinner the table was chockablock and i had to sit next to molly Who sits on a potty and goes toilet while i am eating my food it's so gross.I told mum that there needs to be some serious changes around here but Mum said she likes the way our family is, and that is hard to believe.

In the morning Liv and maddie were up first. Because it was a weekend the house was quiet, until Molly started screaming she woke up everyone and i mean everyone Maddie,Liv,Dylan,Marie,jessica, Mum, Dad and Me.

So once mum calmed down molly We all got up and Mum made us pancakes for breakfast seen Everyone's home mum decided for as all to go on a vacation so jessica was straight in, she said she loved the idea, i know why she loves the idea because she thinks we will go to the pools and she will be able to wear her bikini so girly. I am looking forward to going on a vacation even though jess thinks it's a trip to the public pools. We have only ever gone on one vacation and that was to Canada. We had a great time there until we got chased by bears.But this time Mum said we are going to Australia. Once everyone heard that, they ran upstairs to pack.Once we all packed,we went to the airport and we were their in know time.

It's so hot is Australia it's like the sun is a big ball of fire.we walked to our Apartment even though i was sweating.Our Apartment It was so nice it had a pool and a courtyard.Once we settled in Dylan said he would make dinner.So while Dylan was cooking dinner jessica went down a few floors to the public pool and hang out with some guys. Yuck!!

Liv and Maddie went to the gift shop with Marie and came back with So much stuff. I offered to help Dylan make dinner and he and he said that i could make the blue cheese sauce for chicken wings. Dylan gave me the recipe and i started making it. It was 5:00 paxs dinner time(pax is our dog) BARK BARK BARK I accidently forgot to feed him so he got hungry and when i walked away pax jumped up and the bowl of sauce went everywhere. We were in big big big trouble i told Dylan i didn’t want to do it anymore and ran down to the pools. Jessica was their hanging out with a guy who had a stupid haircut.I was about to jump in the pool gracefully when  The waters hands grabbed me and made me soaking wet yuck. I just cannonballed in the pool getting Jessica wet, because jess was sitting on the side of the pool  i got her soaking and all her mascara came off running down her face she looked like a witch. I tried to stay under the water as long as i could, while i was under their I swam into a girl and her hair was so soft.  I came up and I heard EMMA. oh NO,Jessica. I jumped out of the pool and  I told jess that bruce miller was right behind her (he wasn’t, i pranked her)so while she was looking i ran up stairs to the House and Ethan had cleaned up the mess Pax was Clean and it was all good, Haa.

Today we are going to dream world jessica hates theme parks, and i don’t see why, their awesome. Anyway Marie is the same age as me so we can go on the same rides together which is good so i can hang out with her for once. Before we left we went down a few floors and went to Good food (it's a big luxury restaurant and cafe). Once we got their Liv and maddie found the table That we could all eat at so we sat down and mum Told us kids to explore,so Dlyan was looking for the toilets and when he found the toilets he accidently went into the ladies and he's a 14 year old boy!!! What happens Next?

Find out in journal of  weirdo

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